John Brown Reviews:

I am not going to review products based on smell or taste, everybody does that and it doesn’t really tell you much. I don’t smoke to have a certain smell or taste, I smoke to get high.

I will instead be reviewing the high from each product in this Review Series.

Concentrates will receive a review score of between 1-10, with 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest. These are not scores of the overall quality of the concentrate, but rather the level of high I get from a single rice grain sized dab.

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This concentrate has a good head high without much of a body high feeling. I am not lazy or couch-locked. Instead, my mind is motivated and wants to work. I am typing away at this review happily due to the high I am feeling from this concentrate. It creates a feeling of motivation and reduces the feeling of inhibition, making me want to type out this review rather than just chill on the couch. In fact, I was not sure how I would even start this review series and now it is much easier to write this all out.

I dabbed the concentrate on a small glass dab rig and used a banger. If you are unsure about what any of those words mean check out our new Q&A Forum for quick explanations on anything you can think of. The Wedding Crashers dabbed quite well but left some small amount of residue behind. I likely dabbed it at slightly too high a temperature which may have also been the cause. I will have to try another dab soon to be sure.

Overall I would say this is a great concentrate to smoke when you want to feel pretty fucking stoned but also want to be able to get some work done. Just make sure that you’re working at home or something because although your mind is working overtime, you’re going to look pretty stoned from a dab of this stuff.

The high is a 7.5 out of 10. That is a great score in my books. You will come to see in my review series that I can be a little harsh. A 10 out of 10 would have me unable to write the review while high as I try to do and am doing now.

golden pinapple honey comb budde 1

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Golden Pineapple is a hybrid cross between Golden Goat and Pineapple Kush that delivers creative, uplifting effects with a fruity, tropical flavor.

This one has a great taste and was very smooth on the throat. I would give the strength of the high from a single dab about a 6 out of 10. 

I am not too stoned and would still be able to perform any daily duties if required. This one is more of a nice body high but also gives a bit of a lazy feeling, motivating myself to write this review becomes difficult as I would rather just sit back and relax than write or do computer work. 

However, I don’t feel completely unmotivated to do more physical work rather than mental work. This would be great for unwinding at the end of the day or before a physical work shift but not the best high for office or mental work.

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Space Crush cannabis strain is a Sativa dominant hybrid by Pure Michigan Genetics. The aroma is a smooth blend of Kush, grapes, and pungently fruity swirls.

Has a harsh initial hit with a nice burn in the lungs from the THC. Still a smooth feeling in the throat but that nice burn in the lungs I like to feel to know I am getting a good hit. 

Kind of like how people enjoy the burn of spicy foods. Has a high that onsets very rapidly and I would describe the feeling like more of a head high than a body high. I still feel the minor aches and pains in my body so it’s not effective pain relief but it does give a good head high.

 I feel an increase in creativity and motivation, so I would have to say this is another good strain for content writers or other work at home types. The high is lighter after the initial onset and does not make me feel cloudy or unfocused. 

I would say I feel a high of about a 5/10 from one small rice grain sized dab.

Monster Extracts Master Kush min

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This potent indica hybrid, with a sativa/indica ratio of 10:90, can reach THC levels of up to 20%, which makes it one of the stronger medical strains around.

Very smooth hit overall, no harshness and no lung burn. No immediate effect is felt after the hit, this one seems to slowly creep up on you. 

Starts with a slight body high without much of a notifiable heady high. It is relaxing and helping to reduce my anxiety for sure. This morning I woke up on the wrong side of the bed after having some nasty dreams and was left feeling depressed and anxious when I woke up. 

The hit of this shatter has eased those feelings and I am now able to more comfortably relax. The high is much lesser and I would say you could dab this and do basically anything and no one would be the wiser. 

A great one for working a physical job so long as you’re not using heavy machinery I think. I would rate the high with about a 4/10 for strength. Remember that is not necessarily a bad score, sometimes you don’t want to get blitzed off a single hoot.

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The Toxic Punch has immediately felt effects. A strong headband feeling around my forehead and my eyes are feeling much heavier. 

It has a more harsh smoke as well producing a light lingering cough a minute or two after the hit, but no immediate burn from the hit, more of slow growth of the burn till you start coughing. 

These pungent diamonds make me feel motivated to work, not lazy, however I do feel extremely cloudy. While I do want to write this review from a motivational stance, it is getting ever more difficult due to the cloudiness and lack of focus I am feeling from the Toxic Punch.

 I am quite high and would likely have difficulty performing some tasks that are not routine to me, I imagine I would just zone out staring into whatever it is I have to do. I give this one a strong 9/10 high from a single hit, maybe even too strong depending on what you want to use it for.

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Shishkaberry, also known as “The Kish” to many members of the cannabis community, is an indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain that is a potent cross between the delicious The Red X Blueberry strains.

This budder had me lightly coughing right after the initial dab, this one is a little more harsh than the other concentrates, but with a very pleasant taste. I normally don’t review the taste or flavour but this one really does taste like rhubarb to me.

The high is very light with this one. A relaxing body high that I feel actively reducing my background muscle aches and pains I normally feel. 

Not much of a head high however and I can’t really say I am that high compared to the other strains. I would say this one is great for working a physical job like being a furniture mover or something like that. It will make the work less tough on your body but not affect your mind enough to have you making mistakes.

I give this high a 3/10 for the mental feeling of the high but a 7/10 for the pain and body effects.

C. Bear Reviews:

C. Bear reviews based on a 6 point system (Looks / Feel, Smells, Taste, High, Smooth, Residue left), and his review out of 10 is based on the entirety of factors, not just the high like the previous reviews.

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Wedding Crasher looks like the icing off a cake, it has a crystalized honey-like texture. There is a strong smell of lemon and sweet cake that makes you want to dive right in. Very nice sweet taste that has a strong instant hitting high. This extract is hard and fast hitting, somewhat smooth but an extremely heavy head buzz. 8/10

golden pinapple honey comb budde 1

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Golden Pineapple is a hybrid cross between Golden Goat and Pineapple Kush that delivers creative, uplifting effects with a fruity, tropical flavor.

Golden Pineapple budder is just what you would expect, amazing smell and good crumble like consistency. The smell is very sweet and looks amazing with a very nice light golden colour. The taste is phenomenal exactly what you would expect, but has a very hard hitting high. It is smooth but creeps up on you after a bit, and leaves in a couch-lock kind of state. Long lasting effects leaving you feeling couch locked.  8/10

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Space Crush cannabis strain is a Sativa dominant hybrid by Pure Michigan Genetics. The aroma is a smooth blend of Kush, grapes, and pungently fruity swirls.

You will notice a pine like smell and a light yellow hue that is more towards the clear side. Very transparent but also a bit brittle, has an extremely clean taste. Instant high that goes straight to the head but leaves a nice lasting body buzz along with it. Space Crush is somewhat smooth but is definitely a heavy hitter. There was a nice lemon-like taste to the dab. 9/10

Monster Extracts Master Kush min

$33.00

This potent indica hybrid, with a sativa/indica ratio of 10:90, can reach THC levels of up to 20%, which makes it one of the stronger medical strains around.

This extract is not too brittle and gets flexible quickly when the heat from your fingers interacts with it. Master Kush shatter is extremely see-through with a nice light golden hue. Not much smell coming from the initial product before smoking. There is a great master kush intial taste with a nice fruity after tone. It is a lighter high that creeps up on you, with a nice smooth feel not harsh at all. 7/10

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Toxic Punch punchs you right in the face with that sweet terpy sauce smell, has that supreme crystalized honey-like texture. Very nice texture like diamonds, there is a sweet pine like taste. Heavy-hitting high making you feel it, especially in the eyes. Somewhat smooth but punchs you in the lungs right in the good spot. It is a good muscle relaxer and might leave you dazed and confused. 9/10

$33.00

Shishkaberry, also known as “The Kish” to many members of the cannabis community, is an indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain that is a potent cross between the delicious The Red X Blueberry strains.

You will notice a dried playdough like consistency when you start to break apart the budder. It has a very nice sweet berry smell, that adds to a very unique taste like rubabarb and cauliflower. It will make you sweat and feeling warm inside, Shishkaberry Budder is pretty harsh and heavy feeling on the lungs. Sit back relax and enjoy this strain, you will pleasently be surprised. 7/10

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